" golden ticket "

 [ "golden ticket" ]

1: When, like Charlie, you have been given access to the Chocolate Factory. Permission for anal.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, last night she gave me the golden ticket. 

 [ "golden ticket" ]

1: Letting women know what your "packing" with by saying you us only the Golden wrapped magnums.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Yo Shawty... I got that golden ticket! 

 [ "golden ticket" ]

1: The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.

  * e.g.,  ... Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!" Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??" 

 [ "golden ticket" ]

1: A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.

  * e.g.,  ... Hubby said I can cum play with you tonight, cuz I earned a golden ticket on a softie last week. 

 [ "golden ticket" ]

1: When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket

  * e.g.,  ... dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas 

 [ "the golden ticket" ]

1: 1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?" 

 [ "the golden ticket" ]

2: 2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.

  * e.g.,  ... "Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket." 

 [ "A Golden Ticket" ]

1: Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

  * e.g.,  ... Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket 

 [ "Golden Ticket" ]

1: When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

  * e.g.,  ... I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day. 

 [ "Golden Ticket" ]

1: When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

  * e.g.,  ... I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day.... 

 [ "Golden Ticket" ]

1: Slightly elusive, the Golden Ticket tier reflects the excitement and rarity of finding a golden ticket. These items are a cut above the ordinary, offering a glimpse into a world of greater possibilities. They are not guaranteed for everyone, but for those who find them, they promise access to something beyond the Medical Gown basics.

  * e.g.,  ...  The golden-ticket glow of her new amulet was a status symbol, catching envious glances from fellow guild members. Their golden ticket victory was not just about luck; it was a testament to their relentless practice.